YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
I got tagged in FB but I insisted in being a virgin in FB’s Notes so I’m posting this here. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! ^^
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Well, I think as long as you really love the person, the person will look like some angel from heaven de lah!
2. Smart?
At least smarter than me, coz im really dumb de.
3. Preferred age?
Just a tadddd younger than me is acceptable de. Too wide of an age gap will cause miscommunication de.
4. Preferred height? Ard my height is ok le, since I dun wear heels de so it doesn’t matter anyway ^^
5. How about sense of humor?
If I dun laugh, I’ll make that person laugh. So I see no harm in both of us having a great time laughing together. ^^
6. How about piercings?
Preferably not, but rmb my theory of the person you love looking like an angel in qn 1?
7. Accepts you for who you are?
Yeah duh! If not, why even stick around?!
8. Pink hair?
Wig is fine for laughing purpose. I swear I’ll really laugh at that man!!! Hahahaha!
9. Mushy or no?
As long as its pleasing to my ears and heart, and yeah doesn’t induce any vomiting to anyone around, I’m fine with it.
10. Thin or fat?
Ah, why seek imperfection in perfection?? That’s like seeking for a baby grape in a grapevine! Ok, crappy example. Hahahahaha!
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Black hair, brown eyes, white skin, hmmm sounds perfect to me! ^^
12. Long hair or short hair?
Eh, if it suits that person’s look I dun care if its long or short de. As long as I dun find an identical twin out in the street just like that person then I’m fine. Not like that two long haired guys me and dd saw at bizpark. Inconsiderate somemore lah, eat le then leave their plates on the table, pat the dust off their butt and left. Wth please!
13. Plastic or metal?
Metalic is the best!
14. Smells good?
You think the angel sent from heaven wouldn’t smell like heaven? Then you are so wronggg.
15. Smoker?
Harlo please no thanks! Imagine he keep talking in your face then all you can hear are the double beats your heart is doing coz all those smoke coming out of his mouth while talking is making your poor heart overwork like it aint working hard enuf to make you CONTINUE liking that person.
16. Drinker?
Softcore is fine, I’m one myself too so cannot be so biased de.
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
My neighbours are a bunch of kids that need MY parents’ disciplinary actions instead of their parents de. But hey, one dad smokes, and everyone swears in the house, could have seen the youngest kid swearing now ages ago yeah?
18. Muscular?
Doesn’t really matter. Imagine hugging a block of block of block. Oh my, so bloody stiff. Like hugging some tree liddat. Hahahahahahaha! My point? :)
19. Plays piano?
I will like it! Play using dd’s itouch I also happy le! Music is niceee!!!
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Please refer to the above answer since I don’t see any point in typing the same answer though what I’m typing till now is already longer than the answer above. I truly outdo myself at crapping I know. :)
21. Plays violin?
Ok, I’m too lazy to type those crap again. Read answer from qn 19 thank you. Someone shld just combine qn 19 – 21 and give a qn of ‘Play musical instruments?’ Short and sweet. Ahhh, crap again. :)
22. Sings very good?
People hearing it don’t run to get new ear plugs is good enuf le. :)
23. Vain?
Errrrrrm, if its for me I’ll love it! Hahahahahaha!
24. With glasses?
Whats the problem with wearing glasses huh huh huh! Stupid biased qn maker! I LOVE glasses!!! Huh huh!!! Hmph!
25. With braces?
I’ll prefer before & after braces, but not during braces. ;)
26. Shy type?
If that person is shy, there will be a darn good reason for it so I see no point in trying to make that person’s life hard by forcing the shyness out.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
A little good, a little bad, and nice all the other times. Hahahahaha! I covered all!
28. Active or passive?
Passive induces passiveness, and active induces activeness. So that person will know what to do de ^^
29. Tight or bomb?
Eh, tight means what? And bomb means what? Blow me off? Cluelessss.
30. Singer or dancer?
Intimidating please! Average one is alright le.
31. stunner?
You mean holding a stun gun and keep stunning me when together? No thanks. I prefer to be stunned NOT with a stun gun.
32. Hiphop?
Dun want. Later keep hey yo whassup, I will kick that person ass man so freaking irritating!
33. Earrings?
If it enhances the looks, I dun mind. If its in the way, get them away man!
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
Count your teeth left after I knocked you down man!
35. Dimples?
I think its cute to have dimples coz it complements the smile don’t it? :)
36. Bookworm?
Same species, different type is ok. But no extremist. :)
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
I loveee to read so what do you think? :)
38. Playful?
Only to me and me alone then ok sure!!
39. Flirt?
Hmmm, I don’t really get what is that leh so I dunno?
40. Poem writer?
Written in my level of understanding then I’m alright with it.
41.serious?
About me or about the poem writing? Stop being so like me dumb qn maker! Give a little more details man!
42. Campus crush?
Ql believes this is the sweetest, I seen those that break up, and those that last for 6 years. I think it really depends on the couple’s relationship de.
43. Painter?
As long as the paintings are to my liking, why not? Ask ‘Chef?’ and I will just change the word paintings to dishes de.
44. Religious?
If I dun have one, that person dun have one, we dun have one, why will I care about it at all? Go care about other more significant things like example holding hands. If I dun like holding hands, that person like holding hands, we dun hold hands, sure got problem le baaaa. Hahahahaha!
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
I tease others myself too lah, so just go ahead and tease! No extremist!
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
I’ll prefer the lian geek lah but im fine with both coz im both too! Got to keep the fun going together mah!
47. Speaks 20 languages?
If I only know 3, the 17 other languages are falling on deaf ears so its really no point. :)
48. Loyal or faithful?
Both, and to that person close ones. :)
49. good kisser?
Hell, that will be very very nice no? :)
50. loves children?
Me being such a kid, if that person dun loves children, I think im not being loved right. So of course yes!!! :)
Another 100 qns and im done for the year ^^
Scratched,
Lianmei