YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
Its that time of the month again
Yep, when i start spouting nonsense again (which aint really nonsense but do make alot of sense) straight out of the monthly READER'S DIGEST!
Yep yep. First off, i'm really amazed at my ability to decipher a sentence in a activity. Alright in this activity, the vowels and spaces out of six common proverbs are taken away. I only got the first one right and its like i got it RIGHT when i look at it for the first time so yep. Here are the six proverbs given. W/o the vowels and spaces!
1. BTTRLTTHNNVR
(better late than never.) the only one i got right and was amazed
2. RMWSNTBLTND
(rome wasn't built in a day.)
3. HSTRRPTSTSLF
(history repeats itself.)
4. LTBGNSBBGNS
(let bygones be bygones.)
5. TMNDTDWTFRNMN
(time and tide wait for no man.)
6. TVRTHNGTHRSSSN
(to everything there is a season.)
Apparently constant revision on similar activity helps me get better. ;)
Now lets get to quotes. Just read a pretty cool one.
Sympathy: What one girl offers in exchange for details.
Another one right below.
"The main advatange of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think its their fault." henry kissinger, nobel peace prize, 1973
In the Laugh! :) section, theres one really silly story which might actually really happen in this economic situation right now. The story is right in the next *boom* paragraph.
As a stockbroker gets out of his BMW, a car slams into the door, shearing it off. When the police arrive, the stockbroker is apoplectic.
"See what that idiot did to my beautiful bimmer?" he shouts. "Do you know what this car cost?"
"Sir," says the officer, "you're so worried about your car that you haven't even notice that you left arm was ripped off."
The stockbroker takes a look at where his arm once was and screams, "Where's my Rolex?!"
Wakao seriously wth lah! That stockbroker shld stop breaking into stocks and start breaking into the nearest asylum. He has a seriously stocked (opps i meant SCREWED) up brain in that skull of his.
All of the above is from the READER'S DIGEST JUNE 2009 SINGAPORE EDITION.
Thanks RD for these interesting nooks in life ^^
Alright, let me go do some fnb to ease up the clogs in the 3 machines my dd owns before they all explode.
Scratched,
Lianmei
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