YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
VICKI'S SURVIVAL OF A DAY IN LLM'S LIFE V2
This is stupidly in response to A DAY IN LLM'S LIFE VERSION 2.
I am feeling emoish BECAUSE i just crawled out of that emo corner where i was emo-ing at before leaving my house to meet that gay for work today. Why was i emo-ing at that emo corner? Because that gay gave me high hopes of meeting my deardear david tomorrow at that weird shiny new building in bugis then said maybe we'll be WORKING instead. Oh wait, me being me i wouldnt say so much so just now all those words were typed by my bitbit. I was feeling emoish today BECAUSE.
I almost got tricked by that stupid gay in msn just now! If she's going to wait at my pot plants everytime we go out i swear i'll stay at home instead and watch my The Hills which i retardedly realised a few days back that it was actually a reality show and not a drama. And there i was thinking that the actors were really fantastic because they cried, laughed, talked till someone's ears dropped off and screamed till so REALISTICALLY. Yes, that gay said i was dumb and for once i was speechless. No wait, scratch that. I'M always speechless AT LEAST ONCE by an action or a phrase that STUPID GAY does/says. I have a strong feeling that she's trying to save some ears. MAGIC.
When we reached the expo station, that stupid gay said that we had to walk ONE BIG ROUND to the back of hall 5 to enter the hall. SO dumb. Why cant we walk from the front? Whoever that is in charge ought to be shot but that will be a waste of bullets. We were early so that gay went to visit that place where EVERYTHING THAT IT SELL IS INFLATED. Worse than that inflated red balloon with red ink and when burst it look like someone's head is compressed like how i saw that person died in FINAL DESTINATION 3 yesterday. I lost half of my body mass when the movie ended and i was so shrivelled up that lian can probably pick me up with 2 fingers.
Back to the work, the expo was freezingly FREEZING because that stupid gay asked her cupid to shoot some memory loss arrows into my brain today. Which explains why i didnt bring my jacket out today. Stupid lian. I keep swinging myself to keep myself warm while that gay thought i was fooling around. I do not fool around ok! I just do unreasonable stuffs. I emoed on the floor because i gave up playing hide and seek with that childish gay.
And lian should thank herself that we were selling pillows and towels and not knives. That irritating guy that lian is so in love with is ought to be shot and thrown into a blender and locked in jail! Keep rambling in his ah chek voice and my brain auto tell me to go into LALALA mode whenever i hear his voice which is EVERY OTHER SECOND HE SHUT HIS MOUTH UP. SO irritating.
But it is so fun to hear lian complaining about an ah cek who made her go mad during her volunteering stint for standard charted with that hua. If its me and with it being a volunteer work, i'll scold that ah chek till heaven turns to hell and vice versa and i dun care if i dun get whatever i was entitled to when i signed up to be a volunteer. Oh wait, i decide to write a letter and DEMAND for what i was entitled to have as a volunteer, just to irritate that ah chek. This ah chek is different from the one lian is in love with.
Then i decided to pretend to agree with lian to go to CA because i already wanted to go there but was lazy to mention that place when we boarded the train heading towards Kovan not Idaho which momo was heading towards in my dream last time. Lian pissed me off in my dream. I hate it when people&things IGNORE me. I was half expecting that gay to say, "I LOVE HOT PINK IRRITATING DURIANS CALLED TIMMYS" because i kept whining that i'm HUNGRY. If you know me, you know that i'm NEVER hungry. So my hopes were pretty high then, but she didnt say it. So irritating lor!
I was too slow to pull that gay away from the wrong side of the travelator the second time because her childish mind was telling her to run forward on one tt was moving in the other direction! Siao. Which makes me remember about that dark soy sauce's story that happened yesterday. Dont ask, you dont want to know.
That soybean ice cream sucks BECAUSE. And i colored two drawings while that gay took her own sweet time coloring just one. So slow. I also enlightened that gay about her gender today which most likely will mess up her already messed brain. WOW MAGIC. Lalala.
Then that gay finally noticed that watching the Magic alphabets turning was LAME and we left CA which i swear is not California. And her train arrived earlier than mine at TM Station. So dumb! Stupid train driver and i blame lian because i am doubtful whenever the train driver is at fault. I am messing up your brain too aint i? Lalala. *monkey swirls round and round*
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Scratched,
Lianmei