YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
Like George Washington
I'm just like him, but i'm not made for presidency so do not even think about that.
But just imagine, gays legalise in Singapore. Shudder like how mr png felt when he thought of us going to the workforce soon. *SHUDDER*
And me, being a thing with few words, i'll probably end my presidency speech in like what, 2mins. Vicki kindly added in," before people throw apples at you". Now, i really wonder why would people wanna waste their apples on me. They should throw it at the doctors instead. An apple a day WILL keep the doctor away.
Ok back to him. Why did i even wanna talk about him you wonder. Because a few interesting events that happened today didnt REALLY match what something said about me.
I'm "honest. Chop down the tree and will admit it."
YEEEP.
Whats the interesting events? No i wouldnt let you read it here. Just click vicki under my exits and read her post for today. She has a flair for bringing out the BEST from EVERYTHING.
And ohya, being sick does have its advantages.
And being sick means cannot exercise is just BS. Tried that today and it made me feel so much better. But worse after the exercise hahahaha! Just do it moderately and you should be fine.
But you know, this might not be really accurate for NORMAL people/things because apparently i am invincible and made of metal shavings. If i ever had the chance to try out if i'm BULLET-PROOF, i'll have a high chance of getting into jail.
Just imagine someone (A) shot me from my left, it get repelled off by my METAL BODY and hit someone else (B) at my right. The police come and arrest me. They question me on why did i kill person B. I'll say i didnt of course, george rmb? Then they wouldnt believe me and ask then why was there traces of my clothes thread on the bullet and a hole on my shirt. If i didnt fire that gun, who did? I'll say person A used me as a scapegoat. Person A shot me and got the perfect angle whereby the repelled bullet went the direction of person B and killed person B. Then the police will ask why aint i dead when i was shot. I'll say i'm bullet-proof. Rmb what i said about me getting into jail? Yep.
Ok then, some quotes to share again.
- I cant choose how i feel, but i can choose what to do about it.
- I'm not sad about the fact that i'll miss you. But i'm sad that there will be one day when i will not miss you anymore.
- Not knowing which is worse; Feeling that i'll never get over you, or knowing that i will.
I am not what i seems to be. Well, who/what is?
Scratched,
Lianmei
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