YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
Funny incidents
Just a note, this is different from the interesting events i mentioned in the previous post below. These are seriously funny incidents.
INCIDENT NO. 1
The 3 things and a stranger were in the lift up to level 13. When the lift door slided open, E decided to ask A a question. "Hey, what will happen if the lift breaks down?"
N, being a total asss which likes to give funnily stupid, dumb but make sense answers replied instead. "Press the yellow bell button lah!"
Behind them, the stranger tried to close the door after the 3 things left the lift, by PRESSING THE YELLOW BELL BUTTON. "RINGGGGGGG!~" went the lift.
Poor lift, it probably didnt want to hear that ring but N made it happen. And N realised that that stranger was actually her devotee. Awww sweeeet.
INCIDENT NO. 2
Things E and N were innocently playing simple badminton at A's void deck. Yeah right. But lets just ignore that. Whats really funny that cracked N up so hard that its laughter cracked E up so hard too till E couldnt catch N's shuttlecock.
What happened you ask. Well, E was just innocently AGAIN, telling N that it is ok to hit the shuttlecock above the net and below the net. But just dun hit the net. N totally almost laughed until heaven fell down to earth when it heard that. And E laughed till hell almost levitated up to meet heaven which is almost on earth so you know, theres heaven and hell on earth ok whatever.
Oooooook, so whats so funny about that fact you ask. WHO knows. What certainly doesnt. :)
FUNNY CONVVY 1
Things E and N were talking about death. N said that when it goes back to its homeland, it will decreed that no one&no thing is supposed to cry at the funeral. And special request will be given to E. If E cries once, she will be fined 100bucks to be given to what N chose. If E cries for 5mins, the fine will be X5 and so on and so forth.
So E can actually take advantage of the loophole to save some money. E can cry for 59.99secs 4 times and spend 400bucks rather than crying for 5mins and spending 500bucks. A 100bucks saving! WOW!
E said she'll probably go BROKE at N's funeral. Oh sooo sadd.
FUNNY CONVVY 2
While having dinner, E suddenly started talking about clay which led to her in her future life. She'll probably attracts guys, get married to one, and get divorced. When asked why she had a divorce she'll say, "Oh,y my guy left for another GUY." And this cycle will continues.
Conclusion: E will have the tendency to turn guys GAYS, and GAY girls STRAIGHT. AWWWW.
FUNNY CONVVY 3
E was complaining to N about how it always get orchaes when outing with N. E described her latest COOL orchae to N as being bright blue yesterday, and wonder how many million VEINS were broken in that part of her right leg.
Then E said that today the orchae turned brown BECAUSE it got oxidised thru the SKIN. Yep. Bet cha never realised that E has oxygen absorption skin. Neither did i. Until today. It probably make up for her not as strong as N's lungs lungs. Which make sense.
Thats all!
Scratched,
Lianmei