YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
Fresh air injected (yeah, more like MORE WORDS injected)
LAME LESSON #1: Relationship = Employment
created by Lee LAME mei, edited by LAMEki Wong Ah Siao (hahah the names are dumb, and we were then)
i decided to pull this out and add in new things which are in green! ^^
Being in love and in a relationship is just like being employed. When you are employed, majority of your time gets taken up.
You have to work depending on which day you or your employer likes.
You have to work, which means giving attention, love, time, effort.
And then you get your pay, which is MORE attention, love and time.
You get to meet new friends -> his friends... whether you like it or not.
Heard of the saying, "Sometimes you dont find the road, the road finds you"? Just change the road to job.
You might not like that job, but you decide that it is better than being jobless.
At least you'll have something to do when you have nothing to do.
THAT is something NEW in your life, which might be something you have been waiting for.
Oh yeah i forgot, it may be a TEMP job, or a LONG TERM one, which depends on quite a few factors that you yourself decide.
But a job IS a job.
You get sick of it if you work too long without any change or surprises...
Then you start wondering if there is a better job out there, since the grass is always greener the other side.
Then you wonder again if your employer is considering firing you, and looking for a new employee.
Then you decide to fire HIM first, so that you'll have the upper hand!
And then you can fire him.
But if u are too boring and unproductive, he can fire you too!
When you quit/get fired, you are unemployed.
And i believe in post-unemployment depression, which has a wide range.
But then again, unemployment does has its benefits.
No work, no
No more seeing his black face and showing yours (though we know its fun showing black faces to the right person)
And you can use the free time to check out new jobs, how's the pay and whether the potential employer is a good one or a bad one.
Then you temporarily lead a relaxing life...
Until you think you need a new job to substain ur life.
Then the cycle continues...
But you do know what you are putting yourself thru now.
When you are young, u can afford job hopping.
But when you are old, u have to find a steady job to retire in.
Young people can get better jobs cause they are YOUNG.
Old people cant get good jobs cause they are all taken up by young ppl. :D
Experience, might not count here! hahahahaha!
If i recall correctly, the pink words should be written by my editor.
So damn damn damn damn damn true! One of my proudest enlightenment on life ok!
Scratched,
Lianmei
Labels: add in, employment, enlightening