YLIAN'S MESSED UP LIFE
50 little secrets (which aint that secret at all)
01. Who was your last text from?
- Dumbdumb
02. Where was your default picture taken?
- Dumbdumb’s phone, seriously it is so nice lor! I meant the picture, not dumbdumb’s phone.
03. Your relationship status?
- Gay. Smartsmart agrees with Dumbdumb for once.
04. Have you ever lost a close friend?
- Not yet, I rarely go out to places that are so DARN CROWDED that I lost my close friend in there. And the only way I’m gonna lost something when I go out with dumbdumb is risk losing the arm that she grabbed so hard on and I yanked away too hard and it jerked off my shoulder. I consider my arm MY CLOSE FRIEND you got a problem with that?
05. What is your current mood?
- Smart, and tired. Stupid dumbdumb is not online.
06. How many siblings do you have?
- One. Why, you wanna share with me? Siblings are NOT FOR SHARING. You have to PAY FOR THEM. Send me a message for the price if you're interested. Lian is not for sale.
07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
- She calls herself banana, her frens call her god/dog depending on their mood, akon dedicated a song to her.
08. Where do you wish you were right now?
- On my bed and going to sleep after a damn relaxing feet massaging on my massage machine.
09. Have a crazy side?
- Hmmm, how about trying to DEFINE crazy and I ask dumbdumb about her opinion yar?
10. Ever had a near death experience?
- I died once, and revived 7 days later. Over the years I experienced several near death experiences which mostly occur near the roads and why is it so I cant explain it myself.
11. Something you do a lot?
- Breathe Slow. And avoiding breathing in any scent of dumbdumb coz it might just make smartsmart dumb you know?
12. Angry at anyone?
- No. Ci bei God dun get angry at anyone, but it might be different in the case of being angry at THINGS.
13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
- Hmmmm, EVERYTHING? No lah.
14. When was the last time you cried?
- Smartsmart’s brain is ssstm so this is too far off to remember now. But smartsmart rmbs the last time she saw a thing crys.
15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
- Smartsmart do not know how to do a mel for herself, what more for anyone? So no. Dumbdumb probably gives some dumb ideas though.
16. What you think about when you are falling asleep?
- Nothing. Yep. Nothing. Imagine falling asleep then you go think of everything. That’s dumb. Dun think of dumbdumb.
17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Mum. Dumbdumb placed me in a dilemma. All dumbdumb’s fault I tell you!
18. What is your favorite song?
- BreathslowHowdoyousleepInsonmiaYouandibothSoyoucancryPokerfaceNothingelseicansayRightround.
19. What are you doing right now?
- Thinking of dumbdumb. Yeah right. Dumbdumb probably just SHUDDERED when she read that. Or say awwww sweet.
20. Who do you trust right now?
- Now? Smartsmart, Nothing, Dumbdumb and everthing. Opps, I forgot that they are not people.
21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
- Some community exercise where dumbdumb will probably break some bones doing the exercise in the demo. Noise pollution yar?
22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
- Not yet, opps I meant no.
23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
- Stalker dumbdumb probably know that better than you.
24. Describe your life in one word?
- God.
25. Who are you thinking of right now?
- God.
26. What should you be doing right now?
- Thinking of god. Ok lah, thinking of dumbdumb.
27. What are you listening to?
- Silence.
28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
- Did I mentioned about smartsmart’s ssstm brain?
29. Who was the last person who yelled at you?
- No one. But everything did.
30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
- Don’t know, dumbdumb will tell you when she OBSERVES it. And before I make her promise not to tell anyone. :)
31. What is your natural hair color?
- Black. Is. The. Classic.
32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
- You dun want to know. Lets see if dumbdumb knows. Smartsmart laugh too easily. :)
33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
- No one.
34. What do you hear?
- I hear your bones crushing becoz of me punching you when you were blind just now and didn’t see my answer in qn27.
35. Is your hair curly or straight?
- I think its straight. It cost smartsmart about 20bucks max a year to maintain her hair while some other girl had to spend hundreds of dollars to get the hair similar to smartsmart. Though dumbdumb still prefers smartsmart hair. Poor girl.
36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
- Smartsmart do not wish to recall her brain’s info about that word this early in the morning. Absolutely no.
37. Do you have a best friend?
- Yep. Jealous?
38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
- Yep, I think so. Did dumbdumb held smartsmart’s hand? Oh yes she did, just yesterday at work.
39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
- No I dun know how to do that. Smartsmart types out smiley faces with help from her lappie. :)
40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
- Yep, and it was damn cool. Which is what dumbdumb used to describe smartsmart. :)
41. Are you happy with life right now?
- My neighbor is pretty good to get along with now. Why ask this question?
42. Are you currently jealous?
- No, I’m currently JUST TIRED you know?
43. What jewelry are you currently wearing?
- If spectacles is counted as jewelry then that’s what I’m wearing.
44. What were you doing on friday night?
- Working. Poor smartsmart and dumbdumb.
45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- No, God’s heart is too big to be broken. Yet.
46. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- Ask dumbdumb. Smartsmart is gay. And super unobservant.
47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
- Smartsmart always feel calm, disappointment is a rarely sensed mood for smartsmart.
48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
- Smartsmart is too smart for the doc. She gives the apple to the doc to keep the doc away from her. Doc loves apples. One apple a day is more than sufficient. Dumbdumb will probably say oooooh, M! when she read this.
49. How late did you stay up last night and why?
- 1.26 was the time smartsmart last checked be4 falling asleep and she would have fallen asleep earlier if not for her hair, and sleep later if not for her work.
50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
- Smartsmart dun date anyone.
The abundance of dumbdumb's appearance is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to actual reality is purely fictional.
Scratched,
Lianmei
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