Meet Mae Mae
She just got past her 3rd day at TAS with all her fur still INTACT after a harrowing experience with Wi and Ig.
This is Wi.(that girl)
And this is Ig. 
Jo, a witness. 
Ql, another witness. (the one not looking at the camera)
What happened? Let me explain.
My mae mae was playing with me nearing the end of fem tut at abt 3plus today after Se left my group to attend a cross country tournament. Mae Mae, being so utterly adorable, caught the eye of her first sickening killer, Wi. Wi very cleverly said, 'Oh! So cute!' at mae mae, so i let her carry my mae mae near to her to stroke. Of course, i was feeling happy that someone said mae mae is cute.
Then the worst thing ever to happen to mae mae, HAPPENED. See the clip thingy attached to that horrifying nike bottle next to mae mae? (taken after the incident)
Wi started to stuff mae mae's head into that tiny hole!!! OH MY GAWD!!! My mae mae!! Ig, sitting in front of Wi, saw what Wi was doing and then help collaborate with Wi to push my poor poor mae mae's head into that hole!!! OH MY TIAN!!! You know what's worse? Ig was telling Wi not to push my mae mae's head into the hole while HE was pushing it and Wi said ok BUT STILL kept pushing!!! OH MY BLOODY SKY!!!
I quickly rescued my poor mae mae (with the head finally pushed into that tiny hole attached to the nike bottle) and stroke her till she stop crying. Oh my dear mae mae!! Sobs! But ALAS! The only two ways to get mae mae out of her misery is to 1. push her head out again (SOBS) and 2. cut that tiny hole and then smash it and stomp on it and burn it and melt it till its non-existent. So i opt for 1. and pushed my poor mae mae out. I SWEAR to never let Wi and Ig touch my mae mae EVER AGAIN!
Then you might ask, what were the two witnesses doing? Well, being perfectly normal teens with weird tendency to laugh at anything remotely funny, they laughed while mae mae was almost killed right before my eyes! Ahhh!! MAE MAE!!!
Dun be deceived by mae mae’s happy face, she's crying hard inside her heart and I KNOW it. Poor mae mae!
I think i'll bring her to sch till friday and then let her stay at home then she recovers from that scary incident. She'll sleep with me at night, just in case she has nightmares of Wi and Ig. My poor mae mae.
Scratched,
Lianmei
Labels: mae mae, nov 08, soft toy